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[Herbert Wayland Baker]

Often, when I'm attempting to explain LARPing people ask me "So, how do you win?" There's only one reasonable answer to such a question: points!

Soylent - Attempt to eat a human - 10pts

Jalapeño - Get eaten - 15pts

Habanero - Unleash a horrible disease upon the town - 20 pts

Volksgradian Sunbathing - Kill something between the hours of 3:30am and 6:30am - 10 pts

Greyhook Two-Step - Participate in a bout of dubiously-sanctioned pugilism -5 pts

Monkey See - Teach a Homunculus a new trick, only to see it used against you - 5 pts

Outlandish Behavior - Get killed - 10 pts

Hooked On Phonics - Read a text out loud to materially adverse effect - 10 pts

Domo Arigato - Destroy a combat automaton from within the blast radius -15 pts

This is madness! - Enter Greyhook - 5 pts

This is Greyhook! - Activate your defense mechanism - 5 pts

Cult Classic - Join a secret society - 15 pts

Where's the Beef? - Take an effect "by fungus" - 10 pts

Now you're Thinking with Portals - Lose sanity interacting with a shade gate - 10 pts

Theodicy - Ritually summon a monster - 20 pts

You're the reason we can't have nice things! - Destroy a priceless artifact - 10 pts

Dualist - Enter the Hour of Sleep - 15 pts

Duelist - Fatally shoot a gunslinger - 10 pts

Dual List - Purchase at least two headers - 5 pts

Lobachevsky - Warp the very fabric of reality - 20 pts

Paint the Town - Purchase 5 or more alcoholic beverages within a single session - 15 pts

Your additions are eagerly awaited.

[Antonio]

Bad Touch - Be hit with a tentacle - 10 pts

Can't Break What's Broken - Have a "Waste Sanity" effect hit you while you are already using your defense mechanism - 15 pts

Marked Man - Run afoul of the Trumps, Butchers, Falconis, or other group of rooks - 5 pts

Black Spot - Run afoul of air pirates - 10 pts

Oh, Phuck! - Run afoul of the Phenexian Inquisition - 15 pts

Somebody Else's Problem - Go to bed (changed, washed up, and in your bunk) in a warded cabin by 2:30 am, and do not leave the cabin before 9:30 am the next morning. - 10 pts

Livin' Large - Eat well and buy and drink at least one bottle of "Good Stuff" in the same session. - 5 pts

[manus dei]

Wow... that would put me at 125 points already... I'm not sure if I should wish I had more or be sad that I have so many....

[Firesprite]

Head of Household - Harbor a parasite - 20pts

Homewrecker - Surgically remove parsites while destroying the inner workings of a fellow player - 15 pts

Baring Traits - Be the proud owner of 5 or more traits - 15pts

Limbless - Be quadruple maimed - 5pts

Greyhook Rifle Association - Have, on your person, 3 or more pistols and at least 1 rifle at one time - 10pts

[Dr.Elden]

Let's not forget this:

Make the Kool-aid - Be instrumental in the creation of a cult - 15 pts.

Should I be afraid that my total has exceeded 200?

[The Nameless Fury]

Greyhook welcoming committee - Help bring a new unspeakable horror into Greyhook - 20 points

Cupboard Love. - Be nice to somebody so they will feed you - 5 points

Nose-ender - Win a bout of dubiously-sanctioned pugilism - 10 points

The most terrifying monster of all - See the sun come up - 5 points

[Jacob]

Not the Droids You're Looking For - Convince a Hunter that its prey is not, in fact, its prey. 10 Pts.

[Wolfman2006]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger- Attacking your fellow players in a civil war, and being THANKED for it-30

Bar exam- Having no consequences for horrible atrocities you commit due to a few well placed fallacies in reasoning-15

The most dangerous game- Participate on a big game hunt for a fellow player (its not just for hunters!)-10

The Real ninja is the one you don't see- Out ninja-ing a ninja-5

[Jack Graft]

The Door Prize- Upon entering Greyhook for the first time, kill the first person/thing that you meet. (10Pts.)

[Sparrow Harper]

Hiding in plain site - when a bounty hunter shows you a list of bounties and you name is on it and you say you haven't seen anyone on the list and the believe you. - 25 pts