(Based on an email conversation that was too entertaining not to share)
If the noble, upright and steadfast citizens* of Greyhook were to be used as verbs, what would those verbs describe? Here are some that we came up with, please feel free to add your own or suggest alternative definitions:
Getting Peppered: if you were ever with the Baron when he smacked that shiny red button, you got horrifically screwed, and he blithely wandered away, then you got Peppered.
Mayweathered: when the entire town tries to set you up and or look after you.
Half-Bakered: take a Drain by random conversational topic
Talbotated: sent into throes of agony by a really bad pun
Sahaaled: when you think you get out of something scott free and then get *hammered*.